What is the definition of Competently Promote Value Added Partnerships?

"Competently promoting value-added partnerships is like telling a joke, but instead of punching up the punchline, you're ensuring that every cashier walks out with a receipt. It's the art of selling synergy without ever stepping foot in the salesroom."

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Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The corporate world decided to promote value-added partnerships by hosting a talent show where the only thing they were promoting was their ability to 'perform' in a boardroom setting."